HEAR AND THERE

My wife and I, both a little hard of hearing , were watching golf on TV. I turned to my wife of some 50 years and said , “ I n my next life, I’m going to be rich and play all those beautiful courses, with their great bars and dining and dancing areas.”

My wife quickly responded, “ How will you be able to manage that with your bad legs ? You can barely walk.”

“I said in my next life,” I replied

“Oh,” said . “ I thought you said , ‘With my next wife.’”

-R.G.CORNWELL.