BARR Y AND WILL were having a slow round of golf because the two female players in front of them managed to get into every sand trap and rough on the course. Finally , Barry said, “I’ll go and ask if we can play through.”
He walked up the fairway , got halfway to the ladies, then turned around and came back, his face bright red. “ I can’t do it,’’ ha said . “One of them is my wife and the other is my mistress! You ‘d better go instead.”
Will walked towards the ladies , got halfway there, turned around and came back. “ Small world,” he said.
DOT HAMMONS
Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the Army . You get a new haircut and new clothes , and all information is given to you on a need-to-know basis.
ADAM FERRARA.
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